Soooooo....I planted a couple of watermelon seedlings earlier this spring. They were a spur of the moment purchase, while shopping one day at our local food co-op. At the time, they were cute, seemingly innocent little plants, with barely one set of uniformly green
seed leaves. I didn't read the tag which accompanied them beyond the words "watermelon". Enough information for me....let's get 'em in the ground.
A few sets of leaves later and it became apparent that something unusual was going on. At first, I thought the plants were diseased....I mean, a plant with yellow spots generally isn't a good sign, right? But these guys just kept growing, and growing and producing more.......leaves with yellow spots.
After staring at them for a good bit of time one afternoon, and realizing they weren't dying after all, I decided maybe I should read the tag that came with them as seedlings (
insert sheepish grin here....better late than never, right?) OH! Well, duh. Looks like I got myself two watermelon plants of the
Moon and Stars variety. An heirloom apparently
(which I can't even be pompous about because now you all know it was a completely unintentional purchase!).
Okay...so this isn't so bad, you're thinking. And actually, that's what I was thinking too...until I read
this. Not only does the plant look like it's dying....but it is also prized (
prized?) for the insane amount of seeds it produces. A seed-spittin' watermelon, if you will. Great. Just freaking great. Have you ever tried to get the worlds' pickiest 5 year old to eat a piece of watermelon that is chock full o' seeds? Not happening, folks. SO not happening.
And, did you happen to notice the average size of these seed-producing wonders....? 40 lbs. FORTY pounds. Each. I wonder if my neighbours like watermelon......